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Post by Thugged Out Gangsta Pimp on Mar 4, 2009 8:06:07 GMT -7
tsk tsk tsk stupid thief
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Post by ~~sLuGsTaRr~~ on Mar 4, 2009 9:39:50 GMT -7
It's ok. Buck up Silly Sammy. You'll make it through all this. Just use Loganscene to help you through it. It will make your life...AWESOME!
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Post by Silicone a Samaroony on Mar 4, 2009 10:15:55 GMT -7
So I went to court yesterday and part of my girlfriends(I guess technically it would be X now) 12 month probation was that she have no contact with me because she drank alcohol at my house that I didn't even provide (or was aware about until the cops showed up).
I love Judge Sheryl Russell.
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Post by jonzey on Mar 4, 2009 10:18:45 GMT -7
Were you aware that if you don't break any laws you don't have to do things like go to court or get put on probation? Amazing.
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Post by Silicone a Samaroony on Mar 4, 2009 10:23:23 GMT -7
Nope, I wasn't aware of that.
Thank Jesus for Jonzey, you wise owl you, my future has now shifted from its initial self-destructive path!
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Post by jonzey on Mar 4, 2009 10:41:59 GMT -7
It's about time someone is thanking Jesus for me. Really it sounds like you were just in the wrong place at the wrong time. I mean, who here hasn't taken an innocent bong hit or killed the occasional hooker? Lord knows I have.
Speaking of which, you can go back to thanking Jesus for me now.
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Post by Silicone a Samaroony on Mar 4, 2009 12:30:02 GMT -7
... If I had a nickel for every time I had to bury a hooker in my backyard...
I'd have twenty cents.
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Post by Silicone a Samaroony on Mar 4, 2009 12:40:56 GMT -7
Ps- Who are you Jonzey?
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Post by jonzey on Mar 4, 2009 13:22:03 GMT -7
Oh my dear Silly-Putty-Sammy-Suddy, I am a mystery wrapped in an enigma. Girls want me and guys want to be me. Those who know me wish they didn't and those who don't know me aren't even aware of that fact. My name is Josh. You can call me Jonzey (I'm sure you can use some crack gumshoe skills to decipher my whole name).
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Post by Silicone a Samaroony on Mar 4, 2009 13:28:30 GMT -7
Hmm Jonzey kind of sounds like Boney but Boney isn't a common last name....
Hmmm Jonzey, Jonzey... Jonzey. Hmm.
Welp I'm utterly stumped. You truly are a mystery wrapped in an enigma.
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striferaven
Monkey
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Post by striferaven on Mar 5, 2009 3:45:13 GMT -7
And you Sam are a conundrum wrapped inside a coconut!
1 year back I was living in Washington! Crazy!
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Post by mellowmarie on Mar 5, 2009 17:01:06 GMT -7
It's about time someone is thanking Jesus for me. Really it sounds like you were just in the wrong place at the wrong time. I mean, who here hasn't taken an innocent bong hit or killed the occasional hooker? Lord knows I have. Speaking of which, you can go back to thanking Jesus for me now. yes. haha you almost get as much time for pot as you would for killing a hooker. its unjust. pot is not bad in moderation. the strippers and hookers used to come into my coffee shop before work. the strip club was 3 blocks away. it was funny. they would flirt with me. tehe. ewww. |
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Post by striferaven on Mar 5, 2009 17:53:40 GMT -7
It's about time someone is thanking Jesus for me. Really it sounds like you were just in the wrong place at the wrong time. I mean, who here hasn't taken an innocent bong hit or killed the occasional hooker? Lord knows I have. Speaking of which, you can go back to thanking Jesus for me now. yes. haha you almost get as much time for pot as you would for killing a hooker. its unjust. pot is not bad in moderation. the strippers and hookers used to come into my coffee shop before work. the strip club was 3 blocks away. it was funny. they would flirt with me. tehe. ewww. Depends on how you kill them! And Sam: sorry to hear about your shoplifting charge! I warned you didn't I?! But don't worry too much, I've done far worse, and been far more stupid than you have. |
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Post by The Pompadour on Mar 5, 2009 22:27:57 GMT -7
Oh my dear Silly-Putty-Sammy-Suddy, I am a mystery wrapped in an enigma. Girls want me and guys want to be me. Those who know me wish they didn't and those who don't know me aren't even aware of that fact. My name is Josh. You can call me Jonzey (I'm sure you can use some crack gumshoe skills to decipher my whole name). hahaha Jonz, sorry you're not that sneaky. You just have to be from the somewhat old school to know you're the shit. remember that time i was practically swimming in Little Caesars Pizza boxes in the back of your van? haha man that was forever ago, Clint and I were freshman. |
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Post by Shockey on Mar 5, 2009 23:38:18 GMT -7
Oh my dear Silly-Putty-Sammy-Suddy, I am a mystery wrapped in an enigma. Girls want me and guys want to be me. Those who know me wish they didn't and those who don't know me aren't even aware of that fact. My name is Josh. You can call me Jonzey (I'm sure you can use some crack gumshoe skills to decipher my whole name). John Zee? John ohzee? John Brozey? John is ez? John sleazy? John Takin it ez? John Herosze? John blowzy? Ok that was low. Sorry. John ozzy? John Crazy? Oh well I give up. |
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