Post by R.I.O.T. on Nov 11, 2009 17:32:25 GMT -7
Why is the word "abreveation" so damn long? (yes i know that its probably spelled wrong)
Why do you drive in a "Park Way" and park in a "Drive Way"?
Why are you "ON" tv but "IN" a movie?
Why do we say "I gotta take a crap"? Wouldn't you rather leave one?
If you only have one eye, are you blinking or winking?
Why do round pizzas come in a square box?
Can you cry underwater?
If I send something by car its a "shipment" but if I send it by boat its "cargo"? What?
If you own land, does it go all the way to the center of the Earth?
How come Goofy can talk but Pluto can't- aren't they both dogs?
How come all the animals in "The Little Mermaid" can talk EXCEPT the dog?
If I point at my wrist when asking someone for the time, should I point at my crotch to ask where a restroom is located?
Why is the word "Big" three letters while "Small" is almost twice as long?
If a tree falls in the woods and noone is around to hear it, does anyone really give a shit?
Why do i have to "throw yer hands UP" if i want to "get DOWN"?
Why do kids keep asking me "ya know" when they're explaining things?
Why do you drive in a "Park Way" and park in a "Drive Way"?
Why are you "ON" tv but "IN" a movie?
Why do we say "I gotta take a crap"? Wouldn't you rather leave one?
If you only have one eye, are you blinking or winking?
Why do round pizzas come in a square box?
Can you cry underwater?
If I send something by car its a "shipment" but if I send it by boat its "cargo"? What?
If you own land, does it go all the way to the center of the Earth?
How come Goofy can talk but Pluto can't- aren't they both dogs?
How come all the animals in "The Little Mermaid" can talk EXCEPT the dog?
If I point at my wrist when asking someone for the time, should I point at my crotch to ask where a restroom is located?
Why is the word "Big" three letters while "Small" is almost twice as long?
If a tree falls in the woods and noone is around to hear it, does anyone really give a shit?
Why do i have to "throw yer hands UP" if i want to "get DOWN"?
Why do kids keep asking me "ya know" when they're explaining things?
