Post by Silicone a Samaroony on Feb 27, 2007 17:30:17 GMT -7
fester said:
inkblottesting said:
I heard how "great" 1.If Samuel L. Jackson knew that the main character witnessed the bad guy murder that guy, he probally would've witnessed the crime himself. The movie should explain how the hell Sam knew about the witness, how the hell Sam knew where the witness lived, and how the bad asian dude knew where the witness lived.
2.How did the bad guy know which plane the guy was going to be on? How did he know he woudln't miss his flight? Why didn't the government give the witness a special jet if he was as important as he was? Wouldn't the government put him on a plane that would be difficult for the bad guy to track the information?
3.Why the hell did he put a pile of aroused snakes (that had no promises of killing the witness) instead of sending a GUARANTEED missle there? There are more efficient ways of killing someone than putting a bunch of snakes on a plane.
4.Why the fuck did Sam shoot a hole in the wall of an airplane to get rid of the snakes? A hole in a plane (expecially one that continued expanding like it did) would destroy the airodynamics of the plane.
5.A guy who played a flight similator nintendo game sucessfully landed the plane.
6.Why the hell did Sam shoot at the witness with the snake attacking his chest at the end if the witness had a bulletproof vest on? He should've figured the bullet proof vest will protect him from the snake, shooting at another person is stupid and a police officer with common sense would never shoot at a snake attached to a persons chest EXPECIALLY if he had bullet proof armor on.
1.His bike was a rare model for hawaii thus they were able to trace the treadmarks back to the shop or to possibly a shop that repaired it at one time and recieved a name from a sales slip or warranty card copy held at said store
2.They had a dummy plane set up to try and fool the bad guy, the bad guy being smart caught onto this and found the only other plane departing for hawaii to L.A. knowing they were trying to get him out of hawaii as soon as possible, and the man was protected by the government by god damn Samuel L.
3.due to the bad guys lust for props from other criminal minds he thought of a unique way to take out a target, choosing snakes because of his obvious fixation on male genitalia.
4.Because a situation where you have the choice of a stupid plan or dying...you try as hard as possible to make that stupid plan work...and come on man he is Samuel L. he shoots shit....including planes.
5.Modern pilots train hundreds of hours in simulations before actually getting into a plane, if this persons simulation was up to date with modern aircraft technology why the hell not....and even then..this is a movie.
6. Because Samuel L. fucking hates snakes, More so than his love of human life.
And finally, this movie was a joke and didn't need to make any sense...it was just god damned funny...use your imagination man.
Touche'
-EXCEPT- that your post was more entertaining than the actual movie.